Minecraft, anime and random stuff

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert react to the news that Canada has surpassed America as the country with the richest middle class.

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

korranation:

darvinism:

We got engaged at WonderCon! WE’RE GETTING MARRIED! 

CONGRATS!!! We fully expect the wedding to be cosplayed. And we want pictures :)

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

cooperandercum:

mymagical-childhood:

ifwehadaboat:

orangedahlias:

cheddylancooper:

vvelvvet:

mspapadventures:

THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN

oh gOD

oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit

This is not okay. Oh my god.

someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it

fixed it

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

cooperandercum:

mymagical-childhood:

ifwehadaboat:

orangedahlias:

cheddylancooper:

vvelvvet:

mspapadventures:

THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF

YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN

oh gOD

oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit

This is not okay. Oh my god.

someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it

fixed it

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

variou:

eilishl:

Evan Vondra (aka Ang) and I headed to the beach and did a much needed photo shoot of my Journey cosplay. We wanted mist but, it had already begun to burn off before we got into it. No matter, alas, I was running around like a proper Nomad

This cosplay took me roughly three months to make, including a one month of eight hour days of sewing. It is made from wool felt and weighs around 20 pounds. Thanks to all the cosplayers who made posts about how they put together their gear! I was able to snag some templates from: http://turnonred.tumblr.com/post/22304756914/okay-that-took-forever-im-sorry-heres-the.

Thank you thatgamecompany for making such a game.

HOLY SHIT MAN THIS LOOKS AMAZING

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

did-you-kno:

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Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]